"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party
6/25 favourite fictional charactersEvelyn Carnahan O’Connell, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns (1999, 2001)
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.
People Art Gallery
Exciting Photo Illusions
The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp
I love this post
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
😂😂😂😂 I’m weak omg that made me laugh
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